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I tried to make a tang-flavored cocktail, but it just couldn't find its zest for life!
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Why did the tang apply for a job at the circus? It wanted to be the main squeeze under the big top!
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I bought a tang at the store, and it asked for my peel code. Must be a secure citrus!
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My friend tried to make a tang-flavored cake. It was a bit citrus-sweet!
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I told my friend I could make a tang levitate. He said, 'You must be on a higher pulp plane!
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You ever notice how Tang is the only drink that sounds like a dance move? I tried ordering it at a bar once, and the bartender just started doing the twist. I guess Tang is the secret handshake of the astronaut community. One small sip for man, one giant gulp for mankind!
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You ever try explaining Tang to someone from another planet? So, it's this powder you mix with water, and boom, you have a fruity drink. No wonder aliens avoid us. They're probably sipping on Tang while we're arguing over still or sparkling water.
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Tang is like the superhero of drinks. You know, mild-mannered powder in the jar, but add water, and BAM! It becomes the thirst-quenching hero we all need. I'm just waiting for Tang to get its own comic book series. The Adventures of Tang: Defeating Dehydration, One Glass at a Time!
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I found a vintage jar of Tang at my grandma's house from the '70s. I thought, This must be a collector's item! But when I opened it, a cloud of nostalgia and questionable life choices hit me. Turns out, Tang doesn't age like fine wine; it's more like a time capsule of regret.
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I tried to impress my date by making a fancy cocktail with Tang. Let's just say, if romance had a taste, it wouldn't be Tang-tastic. Note to self: Tang and love don't mix; stick to roses and chocolates.
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I tried giving Tang to my plants, thinking it would make them grow faster. Now I have a tomato plant that's breakdancing in the corner and a fern that won't stop telling jokes. Tang, the unexpected horticultural growth hormone.
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I bought a pack of Tang the other day, and on the instructions, it said, Just add water. So, I did, and now I have a swimming pool in my living room. Who knew Tang had such ambitious plans for hydration? I thought it was just a drink, not a renovation project.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about finding a discount on Tang at the grocery store. Forget the stock market; Tang prices are the real economic indicator. Honey, call the neighbors! Tang is on sale; it's time to party!
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I asked my doctor about Tang, and he said it's not a recommended source of vitamin C. But I argue that if astronauts can survive on Tang in space, my immune system can handle a little fruity boost. I'm preparing for a cold with intergalactic levels of flavor.
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