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I found a frog that claimed it could talk. I said, "Prove it." And sure enough, it starts yapping away! But here’s the thing—no life advice, no philosophical insights—just gossip about the other frogs. Seems like the whole lily pad’s a hotbed of drama!
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You know, finding a talking frog feels like stumbling into a secret society. You start wondering if all frogs have a hidden language, and we humans are just left out of the loop. Maybe they're discussing their favorite movies or giving Yelp reviews on flies!
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Have you heard about the new dating trend? Yeah, apparently, people are swiping right for talking frogs now. I guess they've got better communication skills than some people I've dated!
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Talking frogs? That's like nature’s version of a surprise package. You’re strolling by a pond, minding your business, and suddenly, boom! Conversational amphibian!
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So, I met this frog the other day who claimed he could talk. I was skeptical until he started going on about how difficult it is to find a decent fly these days. I’m like, "Buddy, I hear ya. Tough world for everyone, even for a frog with high culinary standards!
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Have you ever had that moment when you’re sitting by a pond and suddenly a frog starts chatting away? It’s like, okay, Kermit, spill the tea—literally, because you’re next to a pond!
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Talking frogs, they say. What’s next, whispering tadpoles? I can imagine a bunch of them in the pond discussing quantum physics or the secrets of the universe. Suddenly, the whole "ribbit" seems like code for something profound!
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Talking frogs make you question everything you learned in biology class. It’s like, “Wait a minute, did I miss the lecture on linguistics and amphibians?” I need a refund on my education!
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You ever notice how everyone talks about finding their prince charming, but nobody warns you about stumbling upon a talking frog? I mean, forget the prince, I’m just here wondering what this frog’s got to say!
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