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Why did the talking frog become a motivational speaker? He knew how to 'leap' people inspired!
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Why did the talking frog start a book club? He wanted to 'ribbit' about literature!
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Why did the talking frog go to the car dealership? He wanted a new 'ribbiting' ride!
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Why did the talking frog enroll in language classes? He wanted to 'toad'ally master new tongues!
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Why did the talking frog get a job at the hotel? He heard they have great 'croak and bed' services!
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How does a talking frog communicate with fish? Through 'croak' and dagger discussions!
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What did the talking frog say to the psychologist? 'I feel like I'm getting 'webbed' up in my thoughts!
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Why was the talking frog always confident? Because he had 'toadally' awesome communication skills!
Leap of Faith
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I asked the talking frog if he believes in love at first sight. He said, Well, I've never seen a princess turn into a prince before, but I'm keeping my eyes peeled. It's a whole new level of fairy tale skepticism.
A Frog's Croak of Wisdom
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This frog claims to have all the answers. I asked him about the meaning of life, and he just looked at me and said, Ribbit. I'm starting to think existential wisdom might not be his strong suit.
Kermit's Got Competition
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Alright, so I met this talking frog the other day. I thought, Wow, a talking frog! That's impressive. But then I realized, Kermit the Frog better watch his back. There's a new amphibian in town giving TED talks in the swamp.
Froggy Fortune Teller
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This frog claims to predict the future. I asked him about my career, and he said, You're going to hop into success but watch out for the occasional leap of failure. Thanks, Professor Predicto – that really clears things up.
Amphibious Advice Column
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This frog thinks he's a relationship expert. Gave me advice on how to communicate with my significant other. I said, Look, if you can't even convince a fly to sit down and have a conversation, I don't think you're qualified to give love tips.
The Ribbit Revolution
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I asked the talking frog about politics, and he said, We need more leaps of faith and fewer leaps into political ponds. Forget about left-wing and right-wing; we've got a frog pushing for webbed-wing politics.
Leap Language
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The frog claims he speaks multiple languages. I tested him and said, Say something in French. He goes, Croissant. I think he might be confusing languages with breakfast items.
Frogs vs. Toads
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I asked the frog about the rivalry between frogs and toads. He said, It's a ribbeting tale of croaks, warts, and a whole lot of hopinions. I had no idea the amphibian world was so full of drama.
The Amphibian Standup Scene
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So, this talking frog wants to break into stand-up comedy. I told him, Buddy, you're not the first one to hop on stage and try to make people croak with laughter. But hey, if he can nail the delivery, maybe we'll have a new prince of puns.
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