6 Jokes For Talk Like A Pirate Day

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Updated on: Jul 13 2025

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Why do pirates make terrible singers? Because they can't hit the high 'C'!

Why did the pirate refuse to say 'Arrrr'? He didn't want to be taken out of context!

Why don't pirates take baths? Because they'll just wash up on shore later anyway!

Why did the pirate start doing yoga? He wanted to find his inner 'sea'!

Why are pirates bad at cards? They always prefer to stand on the deck!

How did the pirate ask for his drink on 'Talk Like a Pirate Day'? 'Ahoy, matey, a round of grog for me!

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