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You know you're deep into "Talk Like a Pirate Day" when you find yourself arguing with Siri because she just can't understand your pirate accent. "No, Siri, I said 'treasure map,' not 'measure tap'!
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I tried celebrating "Talk Like a Pirate Day" at a fancy restaurant once. Let me tell ya, trying to order calamari with a "shiver me timbers" thrown in wasn't exactly the best way to impress a date.
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Ever notice how on "Talk Like a Pirate Day," even the most mundane tasks become epic adventures? "Aye, I be embarkin' on a quest to the grocery store to plunder some grog and booty... I mean, bread and milk.
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It's fascinating how "Talk Like a Pirate Day" transforms the most timid individuals into bold buccaneers. You've got Karen from accounting suddenly demanding more paper for the printer with a "Yo ho ho, and a ream of A4!
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It's funny, on "Talk Like a Pirate Day," even the most professional of office settings turns into a scene from "Pirates of the Caribbean." Imagine trying to negotiate a business deal while trying not to call someone a scallywag!
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The best part about "Talk Like a Pirate Day"? Watching people try to incorporate pirate lingo into their daily work emails. "Dear esteemed colleague, kindly send the documents by end of day, lest ye wish to face the wrath of Blackbeard.
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I tried to make a reservation at a fancy restaurant for "Talk Like a Pirate Day." The maître d' was not amused. "I'm sorry, sir, we don't have a table for Captain Crunch and his crew tonight.
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Talk Like a Pirate Day" really exposes who's been practicing their pirate vocabulary all year. You've got those who sound like they've been sailing the seven seas and others who sound like they're auditioning for a children's cartoon.
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You ever notice how on "Talk Like a Pirate Day," suddenly everyone's inner sea captain comes out? It's like, "Arrr, matey, hand over the coffee, or ye'll be walkin' the plank to the copy machine!
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