10 Jokes About Taking Sides

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Updated on: Jul 15 2025

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Picking sides in a debate is like being a human GPS. You confidently choose a route, but there's always that one person in the backseat saying, "I told you we should have taken the scenic route!
Picking sides is like deciding which lane to drive in during heavy traffic. You switch lanes, thinking it's faster, only to realize you're stuck again, surrounded by different viewpoints.
Taking sides is a bit like selecting a TV show to binge-watch. You commit to one, and suddenly, your friends are recommending another, leaving you torn between the plot twists of opinions.
Choosing sides in an argument is like trying to find the right emoji to express your feelings. You scroll through endless options, hoping to convey your point without accidentally sending a thumbs-down.
Taking sides in an argument is a lot like deciding which checkout line to join at the supermarket. You think one is faster, but inevitably the person in front of you pulls out a stack of coupons.
Taking sides in an argument is like playing a game of musical chairs, except you're not sure when the music stops, and suddenly you find yourself standing alone while everyone else is seated comfortably in their opinions.
You ever notice how picking sides is like trying to choose between WiFi networks? You're not sure which one's better, and either way, you're afraid you might end up buffering.
Choosing sides in a debate is like selecting your favorite flavor of ice cream. Everyone has their preference, and no matter what you choose, someone will insist that their flavor is the superior one.
Picking sides feels a lot like being a referee in a game you didn't sign up for. You blow the whistle, make a call, and suddenly everyone's mad at you—even if you just wanted to watch the match.
Choosing sides is like deciding between a regular coffee and a decaf. You think one is more sensible, but deep down, you know you'll end up regretting your decision.

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