5 Jokes About Taking Sides

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Updated on: Jul 15 2025

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The Pet Lover

Cats vs. Dogs - the eternal debate
Cats and dogs are the original frenemies. Dogs are all about loyalty, and cats are like, "Loyalty? Please, I have self-respect. I'll come to you when I feel like it, and maybe I'll let you pet me. Maybe.

The Fitness Fanatic

Cardio vs. Weightlifting - the workout wars
The real conflict is between those who want to be lean and mean and those who want to be buff and tough. It's like deciding if you want to be a gazelle gracefully running through the savannah or a rhino charging through the jungle. Either way, you're still in better shape than me.

The Movie Buff

Marvel vs. DC - the superhero showdown
I love both Marvel and DC, but it's like having two favorite pizza places. One has great toppings, and the other has a fantastic crust. Can't we just have a crossover where Batman and Iron Man open a pizzeria together?

The Tech Geek

Apple vs. Android - the battle of the smartphones
The Apple vs. Android debate is the modern-day equivalent of the Hatfields and McCoys. One group argues over their superior technology, while the other quietly Googles the meaning of "AirDrop.

The Coffee Enthusiast

Coffee vs. Tea - the battle of the caffeinated beverages
Tea has this whole ceremony around it. They talk about steeping times and temperatures. Coffee is simple – you throw some grounds in hot water and pray it wakes you up. We don't need a ritual; we need a lifeline.

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