8 Jokes For Take Out The Trash

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Updated on: Jun 26 2024

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me the trash to take out.
Taking out the trash is a lot like relationships - you have to do it regularly, or it starts to stink.
My therapist told me to throw away my problems. Now I have a trash can full of emotional issues.
I asked the garbage collector if he had any jokes. He said, 'Sure, they're all trash, though.
Why did the trash go to therapy? It had too much emotional baggage!
I told my computer I needed more space. Now it's asking me to take out the digital trash.
My neighbor complained about the noise of me taking out the trash. I guess I need to work on my garbage disposal.
I tried to break up with my trash can, but it refused to let me go. It's a bin in denial.

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