5 Jokes For Take Out The Trash

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Updated on: Jun 26 2024

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The Environmentalist

Balancing eco-friendliness with the garbage piling up
I told my friends I'm reducing waste by not taking out the trash. They said I'm a hero. My roommate disagrees; they called me a lazy environmental hazard.

The Rebel Teenager

Rebellion against parental orders to take out the trash
I told my parents I'm too busy for trash duty; it's cutting into my important teenage activities like staring at my phone and contemplating the mysteries of the universe (or my crush).

The Paranoid Neighbour

Suspecting everyone around for the mysterious trash bag left by the dumpster
My neighbor saw me taking out the trash late at night and asked, "What are you up to?" I said, "Just disposing of evidence." Now I'm on their suspicious neighbors list.

The Lazy Roommate

When your roommate is a pro at dodging the trash duty
Living with my roommate is like playing trash Jenga. How high can we stack it before one of us breaks and takes it out? Spoiler: It's always me.

The Pet's Perspective

When your furry friend thinks the trash can is a buffet
I put a sign on my trash can that says, "No animals allowed." My pets responded with a written petition claiming discrimination. Now they're organizing a sit-in protest by the trash bin.

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