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And don't get me started on the fancy restaurants with microscopic portions. I went to this place the other day; they served me a plate with a leaf, a cherry tomato, and a drizzle of sauce. I felt like I was on a survival reality show. "Tonight on 'Extreme Chef,' contestants try to make a meal out of three ingredients while facing starvation.
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And then there's this thing called "updates." Every time my computer updates, it's like my laptop is going through puberty. It comes out of its room all moody and unrecognizable. "I used to be Windows 7, now I identify as Windows 11." Oh, okay, cool, I guess I'll just relearn everything I knew about you.
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And autocorrect, don't even get me started. I texted my friend, "Let's meet at the bar," and autocorrect changed it to "Let's meet at the bat." Yeah, sure, because I like my social gatherings with a side of vampire drama. Thanks, autocorrect, for turning me into the Batman of social plans.
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