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Updated on: Aug 09 2025

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I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kats!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
I'm trying to organize a hide and seek competition, but it's hard to find good players. They're always hiding!
I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

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