6 Jokes For Swiss Army Knife

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Updated on: Jun 29 2024

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Why did the Swiss army knife become a stand-up comedian? It always had a good punchline!
Why did the Swiss army knife break up with the multi-tool? It needed space!
My Swiss army knife left me for a can opener. It said it needed someone more 'accessible.
What did the Swiss army knife say to the complaining tool? 'Quit being such a wrench in my plans!
I told my friend I'm writing a book on Swiss army knives. He said, 'That sounds like a multi-chapter endeavor!
Why did the Swiss army knife take up acting? It wanted to be a versatile performer!

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