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What do you call a Swiss army knife that can't make decisions? A pro-cras-tinator!
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I tried to tell a joke about a Swiss army knife, but it got too sharp. It was cutting-edge humor!
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I told my friend I have a Swiss army knife that can open a bottle of wine. He said, 'That's just grape!
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Why did the Swiss army knife join a band? It wanted to be a jack-of-all-trades!
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Why did the Swiss army knife become a gardener? It had a knack for pruning!
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I tried to organize a Swiss army knife convention, but it was too difficult to coordinate!
Swiss Army Knife Logic
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The Swiss Army Knife is like the MacGyver of tools, except in real life, MacGyver would've probably just asked for a toolbox. I can't imagine him diffusing a bomb with a corkscrew and a toothpick, saying, Hold on, just need to uncork this, and we're all safe!
Swiss Army Knife Marketing
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Who comes up with the marketing for these things? The Swiss Army Knife: For when you're trapped in a real-life 'Mission Impossible' scenario and all you have is a toothpick and a magnifying glass! They forgot to add, Warning: Actual missions not included.
The Swiss Army Knife Dilemma
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Have you ever noticed how the more tools a Swiss Army Knife has, the tinier they become? I mean, they expect me to use that microscopic screwdriver without turning into a DIY optometrist. Sorry, I'll stick to using it as a keychain accessory rather than performing microsurgery on my gadgets!
Swiss Army Knife Woes
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You ever notice how a Swiss Army Knife is like a relationship? It's got all these fancy tools, promising to fix any problem that comes your way. But in reality, when you really need it, you can't find the right tool, and you're stuck awkwardly trying to make the corkscrew open that stubborn wine bottle like it’s a Rubik's cube! Trust me, it's a multitool of frustration.
Swiss Army Knife Surprise
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I once got a limited edition Swiss Army Knife as a gift. Limited edition? What's so special? Oh, right, it had an additional button that launched a confetti stream. Great for emergencies! Nothing says survival like surprising yourself with a confetti shower while trying to fix a bike tire!
Swiss Army Knife Solutions
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The Swiss Army Knife is the answer to problems you never knew existed. Need to file your nails while camping? Got it covered! Need to open a can without a can opener in the middle of the forest? Sure thing! But when you're staring at a jar of pickles, praying for that elusive pickle jar opener tool, suddenly, it's nowhere to be found!
DIY Disaster with a Swiss Army Knife
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I tried to fix my sink with a Swiss Army Knife once. Let's just say the knife might have a million uses, but plumbing isn’t one of them. I ended up calling a plumber who took one look at my handiwork and said, Are you sure you didn't try to battle the pipes with a can opener?
The Swiss Army Knife Myth
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People talk about the versatility of a Swiss Army Knife, but let's be real: the most action it sees is opening Amazon packages and occasionally trying to tighten a loose screw. If you really want a challenge, try using it to assemble IKEA furniture. That’s when the real comedy begins!
The Swiss Army Knife Conspiracy
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I think Swiss Army Knives were invented by manufacturers to make us feel less guilty about hoarding junk in our pockets. Oh, this knife has a nail file, a corkscrew, a toothpick, and a mini-screwdriver! How practical! Next thing you know, we’re carrying a mini hardware store in our jeans, convinced we'll suddenly need that fish scaler while stuck in traffic!
Swiss Army Knife Innovation
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They keep adding more features to the Swiss Army Knife. What's next, a GPS? Hey, I can't find my way home from this forest, but at least I can file my nails while I’m lost! I guess when you're stranded, it's comforting to know you can groom yourself into oblivion while waiting for rescue.
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