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Why did the suspect become an electrician? He wanted to stay current with the times!
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What do you call a suspect who steals energy drinks? A Red Bull suspect!
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Why did the suspect go to the gym? He needed an alibi for being in good shape!
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What did the suspect say when asked about his favorite detective novel? 'I'm a big fan of mystery!'
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Why did the suspect take up photography? He thought framing would be a valuable skill!
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Why did the suspect bring a ladder to court? To face the charges head-on!
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What did the suspect say at the job interview? 'I'm skilled in covering my tracks!'
Undercover Chef
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The detective asked me where I was on the night of the crime. I said, Well, officer, I was in the kitchen, cooking up an alibi... I mean, lasagna. Yeah, lasagna, definitely not an alibi.
Incriminating Selfies
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The detective showed me a selfie they found on social media from the night of the crime. I said, Officer, have you seen my Instagram? I'm guilty of many things, but fashion crimes are at the top of the list.
Criminal Dance Moves
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The detective asked me about my whereabouts at the time of the crime. I said, I was at a dance class. They looked skeptical. I added, Yeah, I was perfecting the 'I didn't do it' dance move. It involves a lot of pointing and jazz hands.
Crimes of Fashion
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I heard the police have a sketch artist working on my case. I can't wait to see what they come up with. Maybe I'll finally get a fashion makeover out of it. Excuse me, officer, can you make sure the suspect in the drawing has better taste in shoes?
Suspect Makeover
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I'm thinking of starting a makeover show for suspects. You know, teach them how to look innocent even when they're guilty. First tip: always carry a puppy. No one can convict you if you're holding a cute, fluffy puppy. It's the ultimate alibi!
Conspiracy Chef
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I heard the police think I might have had an accomplice. An accomplice! Me? The only thing I've ever conspired against is my diet. And let me tell you, my diet never stood a chance.
Sleuthing Suspicions
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I've been watching a lot of detective shows lately, trying to sharpen my sleuthing skills. I even took a magnifying glass to my own life. Turns out, the only thing I uncovered was that I'm suspiciously good at ordering takeout. Detective of the Year right here!
The Suspect
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You know, I recently became a suspect in a crime. Yeah, the police called me in for questioning. I was so nervous, I didn't know what to do. I mean, I've seen enough detective shows to know that when they say You're a suspect, it's not time to high-five them and ask for autographs!
Suspicious Snacking
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I told the detective, If eating snacks in the middle of the night is a crime, then lock me up and throw away the key. But make sure the key has a chocolate coating, okay?
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