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Techie Tim
Suspecting your smart home devices of secretly plotting against you
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I asked Siri if my smart fridge has been talking to my toaster behind my back. Siri said, "I'm sorry, I can't answer that." That's tech-speak for "You're in too deep, Tim.
Detective Dad
When your kids are the suspects of stealing cookies from the jar
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Tried to play good cop, bad cop with my partner (my wife), but it turns out both of us are just softies. Our idea of "bad cop" was threatening to take away their iPads for a whole hour.
Petty Paula
Suspecting your cat of plotting against you
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I started speaking to him in code to throw him off. "Meow meow purr" means "I'm onto you, Fluffy." He just looked at me like I was the crazy one. Who's crazy now, Fluffy?
Office Olivia
Suspecting a coworker of stealing your lunch from the office fridge
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I decided to confront Bob about it, and he said, "I thought it was communal food!" Communal food? Bob, this isn't a potluck; it's my carefully crafted avocado toast!
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