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Have you ever tried introducing yourself using just your surname? It's like you're trying to unlock the secret entrance to a club. "Hello, I'm Smith. No, just Smith. No first name, no password, just Smith.
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Your surname is the ultimate name tag. It's like you're constantly wearing a badge that says, "Hi, I'm a member of the Last Name Club. Nice to meet you.
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You ever realize that when someone shouts your surname, it feels like you're being summoned? "Johnson!" It's like, "Okay, I'm coming! What's the emergency? Oh, you just wanted my attention? Cool.
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You ever realize that your surname is like the password you never change? It's been the same since birth, and every time someone calls you by it, you're like, "Oh yeah, that's my name. Almost forgot.
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Surnames are like little time capsules. They carry the weight of generations before you, and all you did was show up to the family reunion with a bag of chips.
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Surnames are like the punchline to the joke that is your full name. It's the grand finale, the moment everyone's been waiting for. "And now, presenting... the Smith!" Sounds like a showstopper, right?
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You ever notice that when someone mispronounces your surname, it's like they've just butchered a sacred incantation? "No, it's not Anderson, it's Ander-son. Say it with me, Ander-son. Almost there, buddy.
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Surnames are like name accessories. Some people have these super fancy ones that sound like they come with a butler, and then there are those of us with surnames that are more like a friendly neighbor you wave to but never really get to know.
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Surnames are like our personal theme music. Imagine walking into a room, and instead of saying your name, you just had a little jingle play like, "Dun-dun-dun, it's Johnson!
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