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The Over-Enthusiastic Teacher
When your child's teacher is overly excited about the uniqueness of your surname.
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The over-enthusiastic teacher asked if she could use our surname as a spelling bee word. I said sure, as long as the definition is "the reason your parents had a hard time filling out forms.
The Nosy Neighbor
When the nosy neighbor discovers your surname has a scandalous history.
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Nosy neighbors are like human search engines. Mine found out about my surname's scandal faster than I could say "Google it." Now I'm thinking of trademarking it—might as well profit from the family secrets.
The Confused Coworker
When your coworker can't wrap their head around the pronunciation of your surname.
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My surname is like a secret handshake at work. If you can say it without stumbling, you're part of the exclusive club. The confused coworker is still practicing, so I guess they're stuck at the door like, "Sesame Street, let me in!
The Conspiracy Theorist
When the conspiracy theorist in your life believes your surname is the key to unlocking government secrets.
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The conspiracy theorist is convinced my surname is a cover for an alien invasion. I told them, "If aliens are invading, they better have a good lasagna recipe because that's all we're hiding.
The Trendy Trendsetter
When the trendy friend tries to turn your outdated surname into the next big fashion statement.
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My trendy friend is trying to convince me to legally change my surname to something more "in." I told her, "I'd rather be outdated than have a name that sounds like a wifi password.
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