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Supper is the only meal where you can claim to be a culinary artist because you managed to turn random ingredients into something edible. It's like playing Chopped in your own kitchen, but with fewer cameras and more judgment from your cat.
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Supper is that time of day when you decide to cook a Pinterest-worthy meal, but halfway through, you're like, "Screw it, let's order a pizza." It's the culinary equivalent of starting a DIY project and ending up with a hot mess.
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Supper is that meal where you try to convince yourself that a salad is a legitimate option, but somehow end up with a plate full of pizza rolls. It's like a culinary magic trick – now you see greens, now you see regret.
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The concept of supper is funny to me. It's like, "Let's have dinner, but with a touch of evening elegance." It's the only meal where you can simultaneously use fine china and a ketchup bottle without judgment.
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Supper is that time of day when you convince yourself that eating a whole bag of chips is perfectly acceptable because it's technically still a snack. It's not dinner; it's just an extended happy hour for your taste buds.
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Supper is like a culinary reunion of all the leftovers in your fridge. It's the only time your Tupperware collection gets to shine, showcasing its diverse range of shapes and sizes, much like a food storage fashion show.
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Supper is when your grand plans of making a healthy, balanced meal get crushed by the gravitational pull of the couch. Suddenly, cooking becomes the Olympics, and ordering takeout is the gold medal you proudly wear.
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You ever notice how the word "supper" sounds so sophisticated? Like, "Oh, darling, we shall partake in supper tonight." But in reality, it's just another excuse for me to eat spaghetti in my pajamas.
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Have you ever tried to have a romantic supper at home? It starts with dim lights and soft music but ends with a debate over who's going to clean up the mountain of dishes in the sink. Love is patient, but not when it comes to doing the dishes.
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