5 Jokes About Supper

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Updated on: Jun 12 2024

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The Time-Strapped Professional

Juggling the desire for a good meal with a busy schedule
I tried a 30-minute supper recipe. It took me an hour, and I'm pretty sure the chicken laughed at me from the oven.

The Hungry Guest at Supper

Trying to be polite while secretly eyeing all the food
My friend's supper was so fancy; they had a salad with ingredients I couldn't pronounce. I tried to impress them and said, "This is a culinary masterpiece!" What I really meant was, "Can I get a burger on the way home?

The Unimpressed Teenager

Eye-rolling at everything, especially the idea of a "nice family supper"
I told my parents I wanted a supper with some excitement. They made a casserole. The only thing exciting about it was discovering I don't like casseroles.

The Pet's Perspective

Confusion about why humans gather around to eat but rarely share
My owner dropped a piece of steak during supper. I thought, "Finally, my moment!" But then they picked it up and ate it. Betrayal tastes like medium-rare.

The Overly Health-Conscious Chef

Balancing taste and health, and failing spectacularly
They say you are what you eat. After a week of healthy suppers, I'm convinced I'm 90% kale and 10% regret.

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