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What did one sun say to the other during an argument? Stop throwing your heat around!
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Why did the sun bring sunglasses to the party? It wanted to throw some shade!
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You know you're in a committed relationship with the sun when you start accessorizing with sunglasses and SPF like they're the latest fashion trends.
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There's this unspoken rule that sunny days are meant for fun and outdoor activities. You know what? Sometimes my idea of fun is binge-watching Netflix with the curtains drawn. Thanks, sun, for the pressure.
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I love how the weatherman talks about the sun like it's a benevolent dictator. 'Expect the sun to rule with an iron warmth today, folks!'
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The sun's all like, 'Rise and shine, sleepyheads!' while I'm over here like, 'How about you set and give me a few more hours of shut-eye?'
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Sunny days are like a pushy friend who insists you go out and 'enjoy' the weather. Yeah, thanks for the sunscreen reminder, but my couch and I have a solid thing going.
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Can we talk about how the sun is the ultimate stage mom, always insisting we 'shine bright' while we're just trying to blend into the background?
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Sunlight might be nature's way of saying, 'Hey, have some free vitamin D!' But I swear, it's more like a personal spotlight, highlighting every flaw on my face!
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When life gives you sunshine, make lemonade, they say. But what if I just want to take a nap and avoid looking like a roasted lemon? Can't I make 'stay-in-the-shade-ade' instead?
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Shoutout to the sun for making us squint like we're flirting with it. Hey, I just want to see where I'm going, not get a tan on my corneas!
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