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The Ice Cream Truck Driver
Trying to sell ice cream when it's always sunny and hot.
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My ice cream truck has air conditioning. Not for me, for the ice cream. Gotta keep those popsicles from becoming puddlesicles.
The Solar Panel Salesperson
Convincing people they need solar panels when there's an abundance of natural sunlight.
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I pitched solar panels to my grandma. She looked at me and said, "Sweetie, I've been using the sun to dry my laundry for 80 years. I don't need it to charge my phone, too.
The Vampire
Dealing with eternal life in a perpetually sunny world.
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Sunscreen companies should start marketing to vampires. "Protects against harmful UV rays and ensures you stay immortal for centuries. VampBlock, now available in SPF 1000!
The Weather Reporter
Trying to make the weather sound interesting when it's always sunny.
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My dream job is to be a weather reporter in a place where it's always sunny. Imagine my excitement every day: "Today's forecast? Surprise, surprise, it's still sunny!
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