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You know, sunburns are like a bad relationship. At first, everything seems fine and sunny, but then it’s all pain, regret, and aloe vera.
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Sunburns, they're like nature's revenge for forgetting sunscreen. It's like the sun’s saying, “Oh, you wanted to enjoy the outdoors? Let me paint you a new shade of red first.”
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Ever notice how a sunburn can turn the toughest person into a drama queen? One touch and suddenly you’re in an Oscar-worthy performance: “Oh, the pain, the agony!”
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Ever notice how a sunburn turns you into a walking traffic light? Red, amber, green... I've got the whole intersection going on right here.
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Sunburns are like the sun’s way of saying, “You know, maybe you should have stayed indoors binge-watching Netflix instead.”
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I always find it ironic how a sunburn, something caused by the sun, makes you avoid the sun like it’s your ex at a party. “Nope, I’ll stay in the shade, thank you very much.”
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Sunburns, the ultimate proof that even Mother Nature has a sense of humor. “Oh, you wanted a tan? Here’s a souvenir from the star of our solar system!”
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Have you ever noticed that a sunburn is like a secret tattoo? You didn’t ask for it, but suddenly, everyone has questions.
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Isn’t it funny how a sunburn makes you rethink your life choices? Suddenly, that 10 minutes of extra sun exposure doesn’t seem worth it. I’ll take the shade and a hat next time, please.
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