5 Jokes About Sunburns

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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The Beach Bum

Loves the sun but hates the burn
You know you've had too much sun when your skin starts resembling a roadmap. 'Turn left at the shoulder, right at the nose, destination: Aloe Avenue.'

The Summer Fashionista

Wants to flaunt summer outfits but ends up looking like a walking fashion caution sign
Fashion tip: Sunglasses aren't just for coolness; they're my disguise when my face resembles a ripe tomato. 'No, officer, I haven't been sunbathing. I'm incognito.'

The Pale Crusader

Wants to enjoy the beach but turns into a tomato
Sunscreen for me isn’t protection; it's an artistic medium. I’ve mastered the art of SPF-50 finger painting on my body. Picasso would be proud.

The Sunscreen Advocate

Preaches about sun safety but secretly wants to bask in the rays
My relationship with sunscreen? It's complicated. I preach its importance, yet deep down, I fantasize about carefree sunbathing without looking like a walking cautionary tale.

The Beach Athlete

Wants to train outdoors but ends up sizzling like bacon
I tried beach yoga once. Downward-facing dog became 'Please, sun, have mercy!' My yoga mat might as well have been a frying pan.

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