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The Beach Bum
Loves the sun but hates the burn
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You know you've had too much sun when your skin starts resembling a roadmap. 'Turn left at the shoulder, right at the nose, destination: Aloe Avenue.'
The Summer Fashionista
Wants to flaunt summer outfits but ends up looking like a walking fashion caution sign
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Fashion tip: Sunglasses aren't just for coolness; they're my disguise when my face resembles a ripe tomato. 'No, officer, I haven't been sunbathing. I'm incognito.'
The Pale Crusader
Wants to enjoy the beach but turns into a tomato
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Sunscreen for me isn’t protection; it's an artistic medium. I’ve mastered the art of SPF-50 finger painting on my body. Picasso would be proud.
The Sunscreen Advocate
Preaches about sun safety but secretly wants to bask in the rays
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My relationship with sunscreen? It's complicated. I preach its importance, yet deep down, I fantasize about carefree sunbathing without looking like a walking cautionary tale.
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