5 Jokes For Suckers

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 27 2025

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The Early Bird Shopper

Dealing with the chaos of being the first in line for every sale.
I went to a store so early that even the cash register was asleep. I had to wake it up, and it grumbled, "Can't a register get some beauty sleep?" I said, "Not during the 50% off sale!

The Online Shopper

Navigating the world of online shopping and its unexpected surprises.
My online shopping addiction is getting out of hand. The other day, the delivery guy handed me a package, looked me in the eyes, and said, "You really need to get a life-size cutout of yourself?

The Thrift Store Enthusiast

Navigating the world of second-hand treasures and the stories they come with.
Thrift store enthusiasts are a special breed. They see a torn couch and say, "Ah, distressed vintage!" If I sit on a torn couch, people just say, "Distressed, alright.

The Bargain Hunter

Trying to find the best deals no matter the situation.
Bargain hunters never pay full price for anything. I took one to a comedy show, and they asked, "Is there a two-for-one deal on laughs? Can I get a discount for smiling instead of laughing?

The Coupon Clipper

Dealing with stingy people who are always looking for a deal.
I met a coupon clipper who claimed they could make anything free. I handed them a map and said, "Go ahead, make this freeway.

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