5 Jokes For Substitutes

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Updated on: Aug 05 2024

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Why did the math book use a substitute? Because it had too many problems!
I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you,' but I used a substitute mirror instead!
I tried to make a pun about vegetables, but it was corny. So, here's a substitute mushroom joke – it's a fungi!
I tried to make a belt with watches, but it was a waist of time. Now, I use a substitute – a regular belt!
I was going to tell a construction joke, but I'm still working on that one. So, here's a substitute architecture joke!

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