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Why did the document submit itself? Because it wanted to make an impression!
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Why was the essay nervous about being submitted? Because it didn't want to be read and judged – it had too many commas and no period!
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What did the paper say to the pen before submitting itself? 'Let’s make a point together!'
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Why don't we ever see the printer in court? Because it always submits evidence without a paper trail!
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Why did the teacher refuse to submit the report? It wasn't properly sourced; it had too many footnotes in the wrong shoes!
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Why did the writer refuse to submit the novel? They couldn't close the book on the ending!
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Why did the report go to the doctor before being submitted? It had too many typos – it needed text-amines!
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Why did the student submit their essay in invisible ink? They wanted to make their writing transparent!
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Why did the manuscript refuse to be submitted? It wasn't ready - it needed more chapters to cover its plot holes!
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I recently applied for a job online. After hitting 'submit,' I started wondering if my resume is now lost in a digital black hole. Maybe it's having a virtual party with all the other rejected CVs. I can almost hear them saying, 'At least we're not in spam.'
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You know you're an adult when your idea of a wild Friday night is filling out insurance forms online. 'Submit' feels less like a button and more like a commitment to a long-term relationship with paperwork.
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Filling out online surveys is a tricky business. They ask, 'How satisfied are you?' Well, I was satisfied until I had to answer this question for the tenth time. It's like they're trying to catch me in a happiness conspiracy!
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I tried to order food online, and the 'submit' button was mocking me. It's like, 'Sure, you can have that extra-large pizza, but you'll pay for it with the shame of gluttony.' I didn't order the pizza; I ordered a salad and cried into it.
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I pressed 'submit' on an online shopping spree once. Now my mailbox is filled with so many packages, it looks like my postman is running an Amazon sideline. I'm just waiting for him to start demanding a tip!
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Submitting a complaint online is like sending a message in a bottle. You toss it into the vast ocean of customer service, and you're just praying that someone on the other end actually reads it. Maybe I should attach a virtual SOS flare next time.
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I entered a virtual cooking contest and had to 'submit' my dish online. The only problem is, my dish looked so bad even the pixels were embarrassed. I think my computer gave me a pop-up saying, 'Are you sure you want to submit this disaster?'
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I clicked 'submit' on my online exam, and I felt a mix of relief and terror. It's like launching a missile; once it's in the air, there's no turning back. I just hope my professor enjoys my answers as much as I enjoyed guessing them!
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Dating apps are a trip. You spend hours crafting the perfect profile, agonizing over every word. And then, what's the reward for all that effort? A single 'submit' button that decides if you're destined for love or doomed to be a cat person.
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