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I bet sturgeon have their own version of Yelp for rating seaweed and algae. "Five stars for this kelp forest – great ambiance, excellent hiding spots for the weekend.
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Sturgeon must be the philosophers of the ocean, contemplating life's big questions. "What's the meaning of scales?" I can imagine them schooling their fish friends on existentialism.
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Sturgeon are the introverts of the sea. They're like, "Yeah, I'm here, swimming around, but don't expect me to make small talk with the other fish. I've got scales to polish.
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I bet sturgeon have their own dating app. "Plenty of Fish in the Sea" just doesn't cut it for them. It's more like "Eel Harmony" or "Tinderfin." Swipe right for a fish that's not just a flounder.
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Sturgeon are the overachievers of the fish community. They're like, "Sure, Nemo, you found your dad, but I'm over here discovering the secrets of the deep ocean. Catch up!
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I saw a documentary about sturgeon the other day, and they said these fish can live for over 100 years. Can you imagine being a sturgeon hitting your mid-life crisis at 50? "I need a faster current to swim against!
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You ever notice how sturgeon always look like they just found out they left the oven on at home? I mean, it's like the fish version of, "Did I leave the stove on?
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Sturgeon probably invented social distancing underwater. They're the experts at maintaining that safe fishy bubble. Other fish are just swimming around like, "Why won't the sturgeon join our school?
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Sturgeon are like the professors of the sea, swimming around with their glasses perched on the edge of their noses, giving lectures on the history of plankton. "Class, take notes; there might be a pop quiz later.
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