5 Jokes For Sturgeon

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 17 2024

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Sturgeon's Travel Vlog

Sturgeon documenting its travels
Sturgeon's travel nightmare: Customs officers asking, "Do you have anything to declare?" Sturgeon says, "Just a lot of scales and a killer sense of humor!

Sturgeon Stand-Up Comedy Club

Sturgeon trying to perform stand-up comedy
The sturgeon walks into a comedy club, and the bouncer says, "Sorry, we don't allow fish." The sturgeon replies, "Well, that's just shellfish!

Sturgeon's Job Interview

Sturgeon applying for a job
Sturgeon applies for a job in finance, claiming to be an expert in liquidity. The interviewer asks, "How do you deal with a sinking market?" Sturgeon replies, "I've been swimming upstream all my life – a sinking market is just another current!

Sturgeon's Fitness Blog

Sturgeon trying to give fitness advice
Sturgeon's diet secret? "Eat like you're always on the move." Translation: swim constantly, and you won't have time to snack. Who needs a gym when you have the whole ocean?

Sturgeon's Love Advice Column

Sturgeon trying to give relationship advice
Sturgeon's idea of a perfect date? A candlelit swim, followed by some deep-sea cuddling. Just make sure your partner doesn't mistake you for a salmon; that could get awkward.

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