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Teddy Bear Therapy
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You ever try talking to a stuffed animal like it's your therapist? So, Mr. Fluffington, I've been feeling a bit down lately. I swear, if it could talk back, it'd say, Maybe you wouldn't be if you stopped talking to a stuffed bear.
Toy Story Reality Check
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Have you ever wondered if our toys come alive when we're not looking? With the way these stuffed animals watch us, I'm waiting for one to jump up and say, Plot twist! You're now in the toy box!
Stuffed Animal Fashion
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Why do we even have stuffed animals on beds? What's the point? To make it harder for monsters to find us? Oh, sorry, Mr. Monster, didn't see you there behind the teddy bear.
The Sleepless Stuffed
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I tried to get rid of some old stuffed animals recently. You'd think I was committing plushie genocide. No, not Mr. Whiskers! Listen, if I see one more toy eyeball in the dark, it's going in the trash!
The Great Stuffed Animal Conspiracy
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You ever notice how stuffed animals just stare at you? I swear, I walked into my niece's room, and it felt like a stuffed animal jury deciding my fate. I was waiting for one to scream, Guilty!
The Stuffed Double Standard
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Why is it when a child carries around a stuffed animal, it's cute? But when I do it, suddenly I'm emotionally attached and need therapy. Hey, this teddy bear gets me, okay?
A Stuffed Dilemma
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Stuffed animals are weird. As a kid, they're your best friends. You tell them all your secrets. But then, you grow up, and suddenly they're just spectators to your bad decisions. Remember when you said you'd be a firefighter? Shut up, Teddy!
Stuffed Animals: The Gift That Keeps on Staring
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You know what's a creepy gift? A life-sized stuffed animal. Because nothing says I love you like I want this giant pair of eyes watching you sleep.
The Stuffed Animal Haunting
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If ghosts are real, I bet some are just old stuffed animals. Just floating around, haunting people, whispering, Remember when you forgot me at that hotel in '97?
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