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The Collector
Trying to explain to your significant other why your bed is full of stuffed animals.
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I tried to explain to my partner that each stuffed animal has sentimental value. They represent different phases of my life. Like this one? That's from my awkward teenage years when I needed something to hug other than my dignity.
The Minimalist
Dealing with friends who can't understand why you only have one stuffed animal.
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People keep trying to buy me more stuffed animals, thinking they're helping. It's like, "Thanks for the gift, but I'm not starting a stuffed animal commune. We're not having a plush uprising in my living room.
The Gifted Gifter
Dealing with the awkwardness of receiving yet another stuffed animal as a gift.
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I received a stuffed animal for Valentine's Day. I thought, "Nothing says 'I love you' like a plush representation of eternal commitment. Because nothing says forever like synthetic fur.
The Paranoid Sleeper
Worrying about what your stuffed animals are up to while you're asleep.
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I'm considering setting up a hidden camera to catch my stuffed animals in action. I have a suspicion that they're having a better social life than I am. They probably have their own version of 'Ted' happening when the lights go out.
The Stuffed Animal Therapist
Dealing with the judgment from your stuffed animals when you bring a new one into the fold.
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I overheard my stuffed animals gossiping about the new addition. The teddy bear said, "Who does he think he is, hopping in here like he owns the place?" I had to reassure them that there's plenty of love to go around, even in a crowded bed.
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