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Why did the streaker start a band? He wanted to perform in the nude-ist colony!
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What's a streaker's favorite subject in school? Physics – because it's all about motion!
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Why did the streaker apply for a job at the bakery? He wanted to work with buns of steel!
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What did the streaker say to the detective? 'You'll never catch me – I'm light on my feet!
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Why did the streaker take a bath before the race? He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why did the streaker become a gardener? He wanted to feel at one with nature!
Streaker's Fashion Show
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Streakers are like the avant-garde fashion designers of the public nudity world. They're out there thinking, Who needs fabric when you can have a natural breeze for ventilation? I can see it now, New York Streak Week coming to a park near you.
Streaker's Anthem
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You ever notice how streakers always seem to have their own theme song? It's like they're on a one-man parade, just strutting their birthday suit down the street. I bet if you asked them, they'd say their favorite artist is probably the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Streaker's Excuses
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Streakers have the best excuses, don't they? I was just trying to catch the last rays of sunlight or I lost a bet. You never hear, I was just really feeling the wind between my... knees.
Streaker's Day Job
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I bet the toughest part of being a streaker is explaining your day job to people. What do you do for a living? Well, by day, I'm an accountant, and by night, I'm the hero this town neither needs nor wants.
Streakers and GPS
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I saw a streaker the other day, and I thought, Man, if only he had a GPS built into his... uh, let's call it his 'route planner.' Imagine Siri saying, 'In 100 yards, bear left and try to avoid shrubbery.'
Streaker's Gym Routine
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I overheard a streaker talking about his workout routine. Apparently, it involves a lot of cardio, but he skips leg day. I guess when you're sprinting away from security, every day is leg day.
Streaker's Self-Defense Class
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I heard there's a streaker who's teaching a self-defense class. His main advice is, When in doubt, just run. And if you're already running, well, just keep running faster.
Streaker's Winter Struggle
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I wonder if streakers hibernate in the winter. You know, they come out of their cozy caves in the spring, ready to terrorize local soccer games and family picnics.
Streaking for Charity
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I heard about this streaker who claimed he was streaking for charity. I mean, I appreciate the dedication to fundraising, but I think the charity he was supporting was probably Clothing Optional for a Better Tomorrow.
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