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Streakers must have an amazing sense of timing. It's like they have a sixth sense for when a situation desperately needs more awkwardness. "Oh, a wedding ceremony? Perfect time for a streaker cameo!
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Have you ever noticed how streakers always look surprised, like they didn't expect anyone to see them? "Oh, is this not the nudist hiking trail? My bad!
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Streaking is the only sport where the spectators get more exercise than the actual athlete. You go to a game, and suddenly everyone is sprinting in the opposite direction – it's like the world's weirdest marathon.
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You ever notice how streakers always seem to choose the most inconvenient places? Like, dude, we're at a funeral – nobody needs your interpretative dance of grief.
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I saw a streaker at the park the other day. I thought, "Wow, someone's really committed to their New Year's resolution of 'be more active.' Who needs a gym when you have public nudity as your workout routine?
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Streakers must have the world's best poker faces. I mean, imagine running naked in front of hundreds of people and trying to act like it's just another casual jog in the park. "Oh, me? Just breaking down societal norms, no biggie.
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You know you're at a classy event when they have a dress code, but apparently, nobody mentioned it to the streaker. Must've missed the memo on "formal wear only"!
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I heard streakers are starting to form support groups. I guess it's a safe space for them to discuss the highs and lows of their... "career choices." I can picture it now: "Hi, I'm Dave, and I've streaked at four family reunions this year.
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Streaking is like a rebellious art form. Forget painting on canvas; these folks are expressing themselves on the canvas of society. "I call this masterpiece 'Freedom in the Breeze.'
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