8 Jokes For Stole

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Updated on: Aug 01 2024

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My computer was stolen last night. Now the thief knows my browser history. I hope he enjoys the cookies!
Why did the book go to therapy? It felt like its plot was constantly being stolen by other books!
I caught my dog stealing my thesaurus. Bad dog! Now he won't get away with synonym puns!
My friend stole my mood ring. I'm not quite sure how I feel about that!
Why did the bicycle go to therapy? It felt like someone was always two-timing it—people kept getting 'stolen' away!
Why did the scarecrow become a detective? He was outstanding in his field, investigating cornstalks that were 'stalken'!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing getting 'stolen'!
I used to play piano by ear, but then someone stole my tuning fork. Now I play it by memory!

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