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I used to have a job at a calendar factory, but I got fired for taking days off!
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired of being 'stolen' away!
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I had a pencil that was stolen from me. I guess you could say it had a pretty sharp exit strategy!
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Why did the magician turn his girlfriend into a coin? He wanted to see some real 'change' in her!
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I had a friend who stole my cooking utensils. I guess you could say he whisked them away!
The Great Theft Fiasco
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You ever hear about the guy who tried to steal a calendar? He got 12 months.
The Parking Lot Plunder
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You ever notice how someone always steals the best parking spot? I call that spot a car-napped space!
The Artful Dodger Dilemma
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Tried stealing a painting once. Got caught because my getaway car was a Van Gogh.
The Borrowed Sneaker Saga
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My friend stole my favorite sneakers. Joke's on him, though; they had a sole.
The Midnight Snack Heist
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Went to the fridge last night, and someone stole my midnight snack! If I find them, they'll be toast.
The Cookie Caper
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Tried stealing cookies from the jar. Now I have trust issues; even my cookie jar has trust issues!
Movie Magic Mishap
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I tried stealing a movie plot once. But it was so predictable, I gave it back.
The Timepiece Trouble
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Someone stole my watch. Jokes on them; it's always five minutes slow.
Library Loopholes
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I once tried to steal a book from the library. They said it was overdue, so I guess I'm just catching up.
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