5 Jokes For Stiff Neck

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Updated on: Nov 11 2024

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The Yoga Guru

Incorporating a stiff neck into yoga practice
Yoga with a stiff neck is like trying to meditate in a construction zone. Every pose sounds like a mix between a yoga mantra and a creaky door.

The Detective

Investigating the case of the stiff neck
I treated my stiff neck like a crime scene. I even drew a little chalk outline on my pillow. The tricky part was explaining it to housekeeping the next morning.

The Alien Abductee

Trying to explain a stiff neck to extraterrestrials
The aliens gave me a weird device to fix my stiff neck. Turns out, it was just a high-tech neck massager. Earth's problems are so primitive, even aliens have seen it all.

The Pillow Designer

Designing a pillow for people with stiff necks
I pitched my stiff-neck pillow idea on a TV show. The host said, "So, it's a neck massager and a pillow in one?" I said, "Yes, it's perfect for people who want to wake up feeling both relaxed and confused.

The Chiropractor

Trying to fix a stiff neck
My chiropractor asked if I've been under a lot of stress lately. I said, "Yeah, especially when I realized I can't turn my head without making that creepy cracking sound. It's like having a built-in horror soundtrack.

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