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Why did the scarecrow win an award for staying home? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Epic Battles with the Vacuum Monster
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At home, every day is an epic battle with the vacuum monster. It's a fierce adversary that lurks in the closet, waiting to strike when you least expect it. I've mastered the art of pretending not to see it, hoping someone else will take on the beast.
Master of the Couch Potato
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You know, I've become a master at staying home. My couch has started sending me graduation cards, and my TV remote considers me its best friend. I've achieved the highest level of homebody-ism – they're thinking of giving me a medal made of pizza crust.
Home is Where the Pants Aren't
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Staying home has its perks. I've officially declared my living room a no-pants zone. I mean, who needs pants when your only audience is the cat, and even she judges me for wearing socks on a Saturday night.
Home Alone, the Sequel: Snacking in Style
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Being home all the time is like starring in my own sequel of Home Alone, except instead of burglars, I'm fending off the temptation to snack all day. I've got more snacks than friends, and honestly, I'm okay with that. Who needs human interaction when you've got a bag of chips?
Professional Pajama Model
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Staying home has turned me into a professional pajama model. I've got a wardrobe full of stylish PJs, and my fashion show takes place in the comfort of my own bedroom. The runway is my bed, and my cat is the only one clapping – mainly because she thinks the pajama ties are toys.
My Couch and I, a Love Story
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I've spent so much time at home that my couch and I are basically in a long-term relationship. We finish each other's sentences (mostly about what to watch on Netflix), and we've mastered the art of emotional support – especially when it involves finding the remote.
Social Distancing from My To-Do List
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You know you've mastered staying home when your to-do list is so neglected, it's considering filing a missing tasks report. I've become an expert at social distancing from responsibilities – my chores are social pariahs now.
Mute Button Mishaps
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With all these virtual meetings, I've had more mute button mishaps than I care to admit. I accidentally broadcasted my entire monologue about the shortcomings of my neighbors to the entire team. Who knew the mute button could be so elusive?
The Great Indoor Olympics
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Staying home has turned me into an Olympic athlete – of the indoor variety. I've perfected the art of navigating obstacle courses made of furniture, and my gold medal moment is when I successfully avoid stepping on a Lego in the dark. It's a real sport, people.
Surviving Zoom Meetings: A Comedy in Four Acts
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Staying home means living through an endless loop of Zoom meetings. I've become so skilled at faking attention that I deserve an Oscar. If they gave awards for pretending to listen, I'd be the Meryl Streep of virtual gatherings.
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