7 Jokes About Staying Home

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Updated on: Feb 12 2025

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough!

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet!

I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!

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