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The Compass Conspiracy Theorist
Believing that starboard is a secret code for something more mysterious
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I'm convinced that starboard is actually a hidden message for passengers in the know. "Starboard" is just "desserts" spelled backward. You're welcome for decoding the maritime mystery, folks!
The Nautical Nomad
Choosing between port and starboard for the best views
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Someone told me, "Choose starboard; it has the superior view." I chose port. Why? Because I'm a rebel. Also, because I flipped a coin and it landed on its side, which is neither port nor starboard. I call it the cruise conundrum.
The Confused Sailor
Trying to understand starboard
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I thought starboard was a new app for stargazing. Imagine my disappointment when I downloaded it and it just pointed me to the right. Thanks, Captain Obvious!
The Paranoid Passenger
Afraid the ship is leaning too much to the starboard side
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They say the ship is perfectly balanced, just leaning a bit starboard. I feel like I'm on the world's largest seesaw. If I wanted this much tilt, I'd have gone on a roller coaster, not a cruise!
The Confident Captain
Convincing passengers that the starboard side is the cool side
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I overheard someone saying, "Port is where the party's at!" I chuckled and said, "Starboard is where the yacht club meets." They didn't get it. I need better nautical jokes; mine are sailing over their heads.
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