9+ Best One Liners standup Jokes

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.

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