8+ Best One Liners stand up Jokes

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.

I'm writing a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a mirror.

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