8 Jokes For Squeaky

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Updated on: Aug 26 2024

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I asked my friend if he could fix my squeaky door. He said, 'Sure, just give it a little oil and tell it to stop being so squeally!'
I named my hamster Squeaky because he's an expert at making tiny noises sound epic!
My neighbor complained about my squeaky shoes. I offered to buy him earplugs, but he insisted on a shoelution!
I told my friend he needed to oil his chair because it was squeaking. He replied, 'Nah, it's just my chair-acter!
My dog thinks he's a DJ. Every time he scratches, it's like he's creating a remix of a squeaky beat!
What do you call a group of mice singing in harmony? A squeakapella ensemble!
What did the mouse say to the noisy neighbor? 'Can you please keep it down? I'm trying to have a squeak-nd of peace here!
I tried to fix my squeaky chair, but it just couldn't find its groove. Now it thinks it's a salsa dancer!

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