6 Jokes For Squeaky

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Updated on: Aug 26 2024

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What did one squeaky floorboard say to the other? 'We need to talk about our relationship, it's getting creaky!
What do you call a mouse that can sing? A squeaky crooner!
My GPS is like a squeaky wheel. It always insists on making itself heard, especially when I take a wrong turn!
My girlfriend left me because I kept making squeaky noises while eating. I guess I had some serious chewsing issues!
I bought a new car, and it's so squeaky clean that even the dirt is afraid to touch it!
I tried to make a joke about silence, but it was too squeaky clean to be heard!

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