5 Spouse Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 18 2025

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The Overly Organized Spouse

Dealing with an overly organized spouse
I once tried to surprise my overly organized spouse with breakfast in bed. They woke up, looked at the tray, and said, 'Is this gluten-free? Because you know we're on a gluten schedule.'

The Health Freak Spouse

Living with a health-conscious spouse
My health-conscious spouse bought a juicer, and now we have every type of juice imaginable. I asked, 'Can we get some regular orange juice?' They said, 'Why drink regular juice when you can have a 'Vitamin Explosion Elixir'?' I miss the pulp.

The Night Owl Spouse

Living with a night owl spouse
We decided to compromise on bedtime. I go to bed early, and my spouse stays up late. Now, the only time we say goodnight is through text messages. It's like we're in a long-distance relationship, but we share the same bed.

The Forgetful Spouse

When your spouse forgets everything
We were watching a thriller movie together, and my spouse asked, 'Who's that guy?' I said, 'Honey, that's the main character, and we're halfway through the movie!' They said, 'I thought he was just a background actor, you know, like our relationship.'

The Social Media Addict Spouse

Dealing with a spouse addicted to social media
I found my spouse taking pictures of their food in a restaurant. I said, 'Can we just enjoy the meal?' They said, 'I am enjoying it. I'll savor it again when I post it online.' Now, our dinner is cold, but our Instagram is on fire.

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