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The Exterminator
Trying to get rid of pests but feeling guilty about the endangered spotted owl nesting in the attic.
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I told the homeowner, "I can get rid of the pests or save the spotted owl. Pick one." They replied, "Can't you just relocate the pests?" Yeah, sure, let me get them a condo downtown.
The Paranormal Investigator
Investigating strange noises in the forest, only to discover it's just the spotted owl having a karaoke night.
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I set up night vision cameras to catch supernatural activity, but all I got was footage of the spotted owl doing a moonwalk. Who knew owls had moves?
The Stand-up Comedian
Trying to incorporate the spotted owl into the routine without offending any wildlife enthusiasts.
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I thought I saw a spotted owl at the comedy club. Turns out, it was just an audience member who really disagreed with my last joke. Who knew birdwatchers could be so passionate?
The Spotted Owl Activist
Trying to save the spotted owl, but also annoyed by its constant hooting during important meetings.
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I asked a spotted owl activist if they've ever considered earplugs. They said, "I can't. I'm committed to hearing the hoots of justice.
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