7 Jokes For Spittoon

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Updated on: Feb 22 2025

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Why did the spittoon go to therapy? It had too many emotional spit-sodes!
I tried to impress my date by showing off my spittoon collection. She said, 'That's spit-tacular, but I think we need to split-toon!
My spittoon started giving me fashion advice. It said, 'You should really accessorize with more loogies!
What did the spittoon say to the misbehaving spitter? 'You better watch your gob or you'll be in spit of trouble!
I used to be a professional spittoon cleaner, but I quit. It was a dirty job, but someone had to gob!
I entered my spittoon into a beauty contest. It didn't win, but it was definitely the spittiest!
I bought a high-tech spittoon with Bluetooth. Now it connects with my phone and says, 'Incoming loogie!

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