5 Jokes For Spittoon

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 22 2025

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The Forgetful Bartender

Balancing the responsibilities of a bartender with a forgetful nature.
The bartender is so forgetful; he keeps a notebook for customers' tabs. Last time I checked, my tab said, "Guy with the hat – owes a lot.

The Clean Freak

The constant battle between a clean freak and the grimy reality of life.
Went to a germophobe's house; they had a spittoon labeled "Biohazard Bin." I thought, "Well, at least they're honest about it.

The Cowboy

The struggle between maintaining old-school cowboy traditions and modern-day challenges.
You know you're in trouble when a cowboy starts using hashtags instead of lassos. #RodeoGoneWrong

The Alien Abductee

Someone who believes their encounters with aliens are the root of all their problems.
Aliens abducted a guy from a bar, and when they returned him, he said they were disappointed in Earth's technology. I guess they were expecting something a bit more advanced than a spittoon.

The Time Traveler

The challenges of adapting to different time periods.
Went back in time, and the spittoons were so popular. I asked if they had Wi-Fi, and they thought I was talking about a new type of chewing tobacco.

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