7 Jokes For Spelt

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Updated on: Jun 21 2025

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The spelt grain tried its hand at stand-up comedy, but its jokes were a bit too corny!
I offered my friend some spelt bread, and he said, 'No thanks, I'm on a low-carb diet.' I guess he couldn't handle the grains of truth!
I told my friend a joke about spelt, and he said it was a bit flaky. I guess he couldn't handle the whole grain truth!
Why did the spelt grain get promoted at work? It always rose to the occasion and never cracked under pressure!
Why was the spelt grain so calm? It had a peaceful and graindful attitude!
I tried to make a spelt pun, but it just ended up being a little too seedy.
The spelt grain went to the comedy club, but it couldn't stop getting roasted! It just couldn't handle the heat!

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