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The Casual Consumer
Trying to understand why everyone is so serious about spelt
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My friend asked if I wanted to try spelt pasta. I said, "Sure, as long as it doesn't come with a side of pretentiousness." I mean, it's pasta; it's not solving world hunger, just my hunger.
The Traditional Baker
Spelt threatening the legacy of good ol' wheat
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I asked my grandma about spelt, and she said, "Back in my day, we just called it 'bread.' Now you kids have all these fancy flours. What's next, holographic pancakes?
The Trend Chaser
Keeping up with the latest food trends, and spelt is the new kale
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I overheard someone saying spelt is the new superfood. I thought, "Great, now my salad thinks it's better than me. What's next, avocado toast with its own agent?
The Health Nut
Obsession with spelt in a world of carb lovers
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Dating tip for health nuts: When your date suggests pizza, respond with, "How about spelt crust topped with kale and guilt-free laughter?" Trust me; they'll be laughing all the way to the nearest fast-food joint.
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