4 Jokes About Speeding Tickets

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Updated on: Sep 18 2024

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I got a speeding ticket for going downhill. I guess gravity works faster than my brakes!

I got a speeding ticket even though I was running late. It seems irony also has a lead foot!

My favorite exercise is a mix between a lunge and a crunch. I call it 'getting out of a speeding ticket' – it's all about finesse!

I tried to write a poem about getting a speeding ticket, but it couldn't rhyme with 'fine'. Looks like my creativity has a limit!

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