8 Speech Jokes

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Jul 07 2025

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Why don't speeches ever get lost? Because they always find their way with impeccable direction!
I used to be afraid of public speaking, but then I realized everyone in the audience is just as scared of me!
What did one speech say to another? 'I think we've got great chemistry – lots of eloquent reactions!
Why was the speech tired? It had too many run-on sentences – it needed a period of rest!
Why did the comma break up with the period? It felt like it was always pausing the relationship!
What did the speech say to the microphone? 'You really amplify my voice, and that's sound advice!
I tried giving a speech on patience, but the audience left before I finished. Guess they weren't very patient after all!
I asked my speech therapist friend for some advice. She said, 'Speak clearly and carry a big thesaurus!

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